Jeff Goldblum

Does anyone else have a favorite actor that embarrasses them? I've been in love with Jeff Goldblum since I was 10 and saw him in Jurassic Park (he was like 40 then, but whatever). As I've gotten older, I've found him to be intelligent, witty, talented, and...sexy. Why did it take me so long to type the word sexy? I couldn't get my fingers to type that word. Because every single person to whom I've told this has laughed instantly. Instantly and a lot. Most people think I'm joking. I'm so not! I think he's funny in a smart way and sexy in that I apparently have a thing for tall skinny men with big noses. The only guy I've dated who wasn't tall and skinny with a big nose broke it off with me within six weeks. After that...back to the big noses. I once made out with this guy I worked with because he looked like Jeff Goldblum.

Anyway...I've been watching this a lot and I think it's great. Not just because it's Jeff Goldblum, but because it's hilarious. Jamie Kennedy is seriously underrated. It's ridiculous how much leeway people give "celebrities." If a regular person were tapping like that, or talking about himself in third person, or saying things like, "masterful, yet self-effacing," everyone would walk out of the room. But someone "famous" does this crap and people just play into it. Ridiculous.

Creating the aura of Goldblum...